Post #330956 by GROG on Fri, Sep 7, 2007 9:49 AM

There is no such thing as inspiration. It's all just a Book of Tiki space time infinity continuum. Someone from the future brought a book of tiki back in time, so then all future tiki, which was actually our past, was based on the book, which was actually based on the past, which then resulted in the future of tiki. So tiki is stuck in a loop, and cannot change because the future of tiki will always be defined by the past. You do not need new ideas: That is the beauty of tiki!

Since you are the only person we know who has the ability to transcend time and space, then can we not make an assumption about WHO that person was that took the Book of Tiki into the past to inspire the future?

Does anybody confuse you with Buffy since your names are similarly spelled?
Buzzy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the time traveling Tiki carving ultimate Tiki Guy

Does the abilty to travel through time and space inspire one to be a Tiki Guy/ carver?

If Buffy could travel through time and space, would she be inspired to carve tikis, or would she still single-mindedly hunt and kill vampires and demons.

Since ficus wood has such an nice finish when used for carving, does that make it any better as a wooden spike for killing vampires?

And if it does, would a ficus spike with a tiki carved on it full of mana and dipped in holy water make it the ultimate weapon for killing vampires?

Howabout Redwood?

Maybe Cedar?