Post #331317 by Bay Park Buzzy on Sun, Sep 9, 2007 12:30 AM

On 2007-09-07 09:49, GROG wrote:
Since you are the only person we know who has the ability to transcend time and space, then can we not make an assumption about WHO that person was that took the Book of Tiki into the past to inspire the future?

I took the Book of Tiki back in time with me, and read it to BigBro while he slept as a child. I implanted it into his subconscious, so the first time he sipped a Mai Tai, the words of THE BOOK leaped into his consciousness. From there he basically wrote it word for word as I read it to him secretly as a child. So, technically, THE BOOK's words were formed and placed in order by me, but the words were written by the hand of Big Bro. I declined recently when he asked me if on the future pressings he changed the chapter headings from what they are now to: Buzzy 1:1, Buzzy 1:2, etc...That new Witco book, I'll have to see how well it does before I take credit for that too.

Does anybody confuse you with Buffy since your names are similarly spelled?
Buzzy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the time traveling Tiki carving ultimate Tiki Guy

In the past, when people called me accidentally when trying to call her, they were much happier to reach me. They assumed my number was unlisted

Does the ability to travel through time and space inspire one to be a Tiki Guy/ carver?

I was inspired to become a tiki guy the first year I went to Oasis, a whole sixteen months ago. I saw a bunch of guys in fezzes cruising around and no one was kicking any of their asses. It's like a mystical protection shield, but it seems to only work for true tiki guys, who are pure of tiki in the heart and mind. I bet that if the plains Indians wore magical protection fezzes instead of wearing bullet repelling magic paint, we'd all be speaking some Hokan dialect language as opposed to the one of Indo Europen/Germanic descent which we use now.

If Buffy could travel through time and space, would she be inspired to carve tikis, or would she still single-mindedly hunt and kill vampires and demons.

I think that like myself, Buffy's path is predestined.

Since ficus wood has such an nice finish when used for carving, does that make it any better as a wooden spike for killing vampires?

When I kill a vampire with a nice piece of ficus, I usually taunt the vampire by saying "I'm going to show you a slice of heaven: right before I send you to hell!!" They do not die any quicker, but it makes for a prettier corpse

And if it does, would a ficus spike with a tiki carved on it full of mana and dipped in holy water make it the ultimate weapon for killing vampires?

Usually, intricately carved vampire stakes full of mana were used for ceremonial purposes only, or as tributes to the monarcy or clergy. The best stakes for vampire slaying are those green tree support stakes. You just have to shorten those a bit

Howabout Redwood?

Redwood is used by injured vampire slayers who have been placed on limited duty work status by his/her treating physician. The weak and infirm can handle redwwod because it doesn't weigh much.

Maybe Cedar?

Hot chick vampire slayers in the mountains like cedar because it smells good and they can hide the stakes with their sweaters when people come over, so as not to arouse any suspiscion when people came over

On 2007-09-08 21:57, Babalu wrote:
So...how about those Chargers....if we could get Buffy as a line backer maybe we could get to a Super Bowl?

The only way the Chargers will ever go to the Superbowl is if a vote for a new stadium comes up on a future ballot. That doesn't mean I will not watch every game this, next, and every year.

Did the sun set tonight on a new carving?

The sun is just about to set on a very special offer...

Besides answering all your questions, I can also tell you how to think.
Buzzy Out!