Post #33356 by martiki on Wed, May 7, 2003 2:44 PM

Ah yes, Martinizing. That's a little process I invented many years ago that puts mind controling drugs into dry cleaning chemicals. It causes the wearer to become more comfortable with the idea of a one world government and bar-code implants in your hand. It was my senior thesis project for The Skull & Bones club at Yale. It was so successful, I was asked to join the Illuminati. And the rest, as they say, is history.

-martin