Buzzy's work: Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate - Tiki Carving

C Cammo Member San Diego Joined: May 18, 2006 Posts: 2041	C Cammo Posted posted on Wed, Oct 10, 2007 10:48 PM I don't know how TJones did it, but he somehow bent all the rules of decent self respecting science to make a solar map come out like a Buzzy version of how the cosmos works. His map in fact proves: The Coast of California is the center of the Universe. Buzzy's place is right beside the Universal Center, with a nice view of, well, everything. The Sun sits on top of the Palm Trees when it goes to sleep each night. The Palm trees and the best surf breaks revolve in an unending circle around the House of Buzz. GMAN has predicted within .00000000007642 degrees the exact time of the confluence of all known physical forces. Nobody really knows how he did this. New contest; simple. Whoever makes the smallest Tiki wins. The SMALLEST. Mail 'em to Buzzy in an envelope.

I don't know how TJones did it, but he somehow bent all the rules of decent self respecting science to make a solar map come out like a Buzzy version of how the cosmos works. His map in fact proves:

The Coast of California is the center of the Universe.

Buzzy's place is right beside the Universal Center, with a nice view of, well, everything.

The Sun sits on top of the Palm Trees when it goes to sleep each night.

The Palm trees and the best surf breaks revolve in an unending circle around the House of Buzz.

GMAN has predicted within .00000000007642 degrees the exact time of the confluence of all known physical forces. Nobody really knows how he did this.

New contest; simple. Whoever makes the smallest Tiki wins.

The SMALLEST.

Mail 'em to Buzzy in an envelope.

Post #337811 by Cammo on Wed, Oct 10, 2007 10:48 PM