Post #33882 by captnkirk on Mon, May 12, 2003 3:23 PM

I caught that show with Anna Nicole Smith at the Calente Tropics last night, it was the first time I have ever watched an episode of her show. It will also be the last.

Q: How can you shoot and half an hour of film at the Calente Tropics and never once see a tiki.
A: Block the camera with some stupid trailer trash's huge fat ass the entire time.

All she did was bitch about what a crappy place the Tropics was and how bad the food was etc. etc.
She downs her margaritas in about 5 seconds each and then gets really drunk and cries about how all the bodybuilders in the contest she is judging don't really like her. "They are just being nice to me because I am a judge". She is just pathetic, but her entourage is even worse. They just sit around and get her drinks, while worshiping her like she is a goddess and still the most beautiful woman on the planet and ever thing that spews from her mouth is a pearl of wisdom.

If this show is not the worst thing on television, you tell me what is worse. 1500 tikis in the background would not have canceled out what I was subjected to last night. The horror, the whore.....

[ Edited by: captnkirk on 2003-05-12 15:27 ]