Post #340450 by Barnacle Bella on Thu, Oct 25, 2007 7:51 AM

Take your pick:

1)Kidnapped by space aliens.
2)Blown away by strong Santa Ana winds.
3)Working undercover for Homeland Security.
4)Undergoing gender re-assignment surgery.
5)Joined a religious cult that forbids internet access.
6)Eaten by bears.
7)Moved on.