Post #341532 by kristiki on Thu, Nov 1, 2007 8:35 AM

On 2007-10-31 09:54, Scottes wrote:

Lots of drunk people on a boat in open water. What could go wrong?

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tiny motel,
aboard this mighty bus.

Bargoyle was a mighty drinkin' man,
Pappy was brave and sure.
Forty-Five passengers set off that day
for a nine hour tour.
A nine hour tour.

The driver started getting drunk,
the mighty bus was lost.
If not for the help from the drunken crew,
Intoxication would be lost.
Intoxication would be lost.

The bus pulled around on the side of a
big tiki restaurant,
with Bargoyle,
and Pappy too,
Tikisgirls,
and her mugs,
jpmartdog,
the Mayor and Mr. Ho,
here in Kowloon's in Saugus.

Now that's an instant classic.