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Post #343296 by VampiressRN on Sun, Nov 11, 2007 8:22 AM

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This just in from the Boston Times.

CACK....the latest designer drug, has hit the black market with a fury not before seen in the history of illegal substances. Cack is a brown liquid substance that has the appearance and smell of a fine aged rum. When blended with fruit juices and various other ETOH concoctions it has powers of intoxication far beyond those previously experienced by drinkers (lushes) and non-drinkers (light-weights). The main effect is sexual insanity since the chemicals in Cack are similar to a mixture of Viagra, Aqua-Dots, and Spanish Fly. Lock up your virgins and by all means avoid accepting drinks from unknown men or women that have a gleam in their eye.