Post #350426 by Carmine Verandah on Wed, Dec 19, 2007 4:15 PM

Looooove that surfin' Havah Nagilah! Sign those guys up for a kosher luau!

Of course, as this particular shiksa has been informed since marrying into a Jewish family -- Santa has his faith counterpart in a nice gent called Hanta Klaus (strong aspiration like you're clearing phlegm on that first H).

Or there's the "Saturday Night Live" version -- Hannukah Harry. Unfortunately, HH only delivers sensible presents to good little Jewish boys and girls, such as socks and underwear.