Post #354063 by rronald33 on Thu, Jan 10, 2008 10:54 AM

Howzit,GraniteTiki (and others):

There have been but two books about the subject of guitar fetishism (as I'd
been talking about). Which explains why the guitar (or its versions,such as
the uke) is the world's most popular instrument:COMBINING culture with sex!

Read: "Instruments of Desire" (by Waksman)
and,recently, "Guitar Eros" (by Belmondo)

Linda Ronstadt once had an interview whereby she actually said,that steel guitar
music conveys "sadness at the heart of sexual excitement."

Ironically,this explains why wahines have rarely played that instrument. It's
a severe form of sexual titillation...as its rhythms,resemble an orgasm...and,
amplified,CAUSES such...perhaps responsible for more "holo-holo" (LOL!!) than
anything else. Ironically,the lap steel "Hawaiian" guitar was the FIRST electric
guitar...AND, early models were made OF PLASTIC!!

During the conservative Fifties,plastic ukes were also made that were RED and
BLACK. Those are "fetish" colors...adding to the mystique.

BTW, there used to be a website called "Naked Uke"...with pinups of comely wahines..
that was meant for "adult" entertainment,but some young boys accidentally got on it
their parents complained,and that website got closed.

Mahalo for your comments. And more photos of WAHINES,please!