Post #356153 by Bogielocks on Sun, Jan 20, 2008 12:27 PM

A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, as her father gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.

The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "Yes I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."