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Post #36006 by woofmutt on Mon, May 26, 2003 6:39 PM

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"...I think it's funny when guys order pina coladas...If you like mixed drinks there are plenty tasty drinks that won't get you laughed at and at least make it look like you have some balls." -laney-

I've never been too wild about Pina Coladas but now that I know ordering one might cause a waitress to laugh and ponder what lurks within my nether regions...I want one more than ever! And can I get that with whipped cream on top and two cherries please? And just a little rum because I don't really like the taste of alcohol and it sometimes gives me a headache. Oh, and bring it with two straws because I don't know if I can finish it all by myself...Oh my god! Is that MY drink? Those umbrellas are sooo cute! Oh-MMMM-! This is nummy! It doesn't even taste like alcohol...It's like drinking candy! I know this is going straight to my hips, but it's worth it!