Post #360970 by Billy the Crud on Wed, Feb 13, 2008 1:58 PM

On 2008-02-12 05:57, Cammo wrote:
Thomas -

You are freaky! You can make a Theremin real easy if you want to try. (Looks like you have a nice one already.) Have you seen the Movie 'Theremin' about its history?

Billy -

The update of this is that my parents were driving through town and narrowly missed hitting a guy strolling across Main St. He had waddled out right in front of their car,and the guy was HUGE. He was like an observation balloon with little teeny arms and legs sticking out. My parents screeched to a halt, and the guy's leetle tiny head turned slowly towards the car. My Mom almost screamed when she realized it was ROSCOE! She called me up and said it looked like Roscoe was on an all-beer diet, which of course he was.

There's a moral to this, which is; if you're going to drink that much beer, just vomit it up right after like the Romans. Then you're OK.

He's going to end up diabetic AND with a failing liver. Basically, all of the organs that were meant to filter out poisons are going to fail and he's going to turn yellow..........he's going to be in his casket, looking like a giant papaya! Poor Roscoe!