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Post #361519 by VampiressRN on Sat, Feb 16, 2008 9:42 AM

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OK...had a good corporate lawyer...defendant didn't show up...got extended restraining order from crazy employee...AHHHH...management...gotta love it!!!

Had to sit in court though and listen to a slew of stupid cases regarding other restraining order requests. Here is one of the exchanges:

Gentleman accused of being drunk and shooting gun several times at apartment complex on New Years Eve. Defendant's girlfriend is testifying.

JUDGE: What time did you get home from dinner that night?
GIRLFRIEND: Around 10pm.
JUDGE: Did your boyfriend fire his gun several times when you got home?
GIRLFRIEND: No, he did not.
JUDGE: What did you do once you got home?
GIRLFRIEND: Uh...uh...uh...we had sex.

Gheeezzz...too much information, I nearly burst out laughing. :lol: