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Post #366226 by naugatiki on Tue, Mar 11, 2008 2:47 PM

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I always thought Gilligan was the big stoner of the bunch, but now I know why she was so into those munchie satisfying coconut cream pies.

it's already being parodied-

GILLIGAN'S FILE (POLICE, THAT IS)

Just light your pipe and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a pot-filled trip
That started from this smuggler's port
Aboard this weed-filled ship.

The mate was a mighty toke'n man
The Skipper even more,
Five potheads had set sail that day before they left the shore,
Before they left the shore.

STAR hates to break the news to you,
But the shipwreck story was faked,
Though known for her coconut pies,
Mary Ann was the one who was baked.

The ship ran ground on the shore of this
Well-charted desert isle,
When Gilligan,
The Skipper too,
The rich drug lord and his wife,
The rehab star
The Chemist and Mary Ann
Learned why Gilligan smiles.

http://www.gilligansisle.com/star.html