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Post #37451 by Tiki_Bong on Thu, Jun 5, 2003 9:32 AM

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Wow Humuhumu! The stuff you do sounds like science or something? You see, I'm a government bureaucrat and I don't know nothing about stuff that actually works. But I do have the 'appearance of working' down like a Mo' Fo'!

Hey, do you think you could do some of that genetic engineering stuff and come up with something that, say, is like the body of a Mai Tai and the head of Baxdog, the need for identity like Kahukini, the temper of Mad Tiki, the sweet consideration for others of Bong, and the need to escape family duties of Polynesian Pop?

I've ofter thought that I'd like a genetic duplicate of myself to hang out with. But after thinking about I thought that probably wouldn't be a good idea 'cause we'd be too cheap to buy each other drinks, end up drinking all the other's booze and end up in a fight kicking my own ass!