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Post #375229 by Bowana on Mon, Apr 21, 2008 8:46 PM

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On 2008-04-21 14:14, Bay Park Buzzy wrote:

Yo Dav!

I cannot thank you enough for all the help and continued guidance you provide for me. With that, it pains me to ask of you another favor. Pretty please on this one:

I responded to this job offer I saw on Craigslist a while back:
Sculptor/Mold maker
I really need some quick cash right now and figured you could help me get my foot in the door at this place. Since I'm horribly underqualified for every job requirement they asked for, I used your resume from your website and just substituted my name for yours and sent it in. They just emailed me that they want to do a follow up interview because they are really impressed with my qualifications. I said that I hurt my knee doing extreme sports over the weekend, and asked to conduct the interview over the phone. I gave them your phone number and they'll be calling tomorrow around 2pm. This should be a slam dunk for you, so thanks in advance for pretending to be me for a while. I figure I'll get at least a couple days pay out of them before they figure out what's up and fire me, and for this, I once again thank you in advance.

Buzzy Out!

Hey wait a minute! That's MY job they posted! Oh crap, I didn't know I was a temp. Buzzy, which knee did you tell them you injured whilst doing extreme sports, in case they ask? We have to keep our story straight, you know.