Post #381493 by DawnTiki on Tue, May 20, 2008 12:17 PM

Ookoo Lady? I thought she was just one of those tiki legends you only hear about. Legend says that this "ookoo lady" you speak of is the most hypnotically entrancing tiki collector out there, she catches other collectors off guard with her beauty, charm and charisma, disorienting "Joe tiki hunter" into a state of dimwitted complacency. She collects tiki from the unsuspecting happy go lucky tiki hunter, like yourself, with her nimble hands, devilish smile and her quenchless hunger for the tiki. You see my friend, losing your concentration and focus wasn't your fault, she has powers far too strong for mortal man. Anyone unlucky enough to cross her path during one of her tiki feeding frenzy's can only come to know the darkest horrors that await only the ill fated and doomed. Refusing her handshake and hospitality will only anger her beyond reason. Your only answer is to take the extended hand and cocktail that she offers and hope you bore her and she tires of you quickly tossing you aside. With any luck she'll forget she's ever met you. Otherwise, once you've crossed her path there's no safe place to hide. Good luck.