Post #388718 by Chip and Andy on Sun, Jun 22, 2008 12:31 PM

I Like Pie!

Just a reminder..... taking things too seriously has been known to cause high-blood pressure and decreased enjoyment of adult beverages.

And then.....

I have to disagree with the Loud Shirt statement from earlier. Not entirely, just mostly.

Some of my 'best' shirts are simple prints in colors that are easy on the eye. Brown on Tan on Cream prints, Blue on Blue on White, etc.... Some of my 'other best' shirts can be seen from orbit and have been mistaken for geothermic anomalies from the Land-Sat satellite system.

I get more compliments when wearing the simple prints. I like compliments, it leads to conversation which leads to new ohana.

I get more 'comments' when wearing the loud shirts. I like comments, because it can lead to conversation which leads to new ohana.

'Comments' can also lead to me punching someone in the head, which leads to me being arrested, which leads to a major increase in the local rum stocks because I am behind bars and not drinking said rum.

The loud shirts do have an advantage in that they serve as pretty good ahole detectors as the people who comment the most or the loudest tend to be the biggest idiots/morons/aholes.