Post #391629 by HelloTiki on Fri, Jul 4, 2008 12:23 PM

A man was walking on the beach in Hawaii and tripped over a bottle. He picked up the unusual bottle to see what was inside of it. He rubbed the outside of it to get a better look..... and a Genie popped out.
"You have one wish," said the Genie.
"I'd like you to build me a 4 lane freeway to the mainland, so that I could visit my friends whenever I want," said the man.
"Well," said the Genie,"That would be very very difficult. Could you pick another wish?"
"Sure," said the man.
He said, " Genie! Have my wife wake me up in the morning with a blowjob once a week, for the rest of my life."
The Genie thought & thought......
"Uh....How many lanes did you want on that freeway?"

[ Edited by: hellotiki 2008-07-04 13:55 ]