Post #39274 by SugarCaddyDaddy on Sun, Jun 15, 2003 1:51 AM

Naaaaah, YOU will be fine. You don't suck. You know who sucks? Chris Everett. Yeah, remember her? Back around (I believe) 1973, my mom was secretary to the dean at the University of California Irvine, and I was "supposidely" going to be taught how to play tennis by an up and coming "great" player named Chris Everett. I was about 9, I didn't know (or give a crap) who she was, I just wanted to play tennis.

Well, let me tell you, she was ALWAYS late arriving for the lessons, ALWAYS leaving early from the lessons, and ALWAYS flirting with the other tennis coaches on the courts the whole time in between, leaving me to practice my forward swing with a damn ball machine. Just to show the other assistant coach that "Miss Everett" didn't pay attention to teaching and focused more on her flirtations with the other coaches, one day while stuck with the stupid ball machine (again), I smacked each and every ball out of the court and over the fence. She finally noticed when all she heard was the humming of the ball machine and me sitting on the ground with my racket waiting for her to pay attention and none of the 2 dozen tennis balls in sight.

I quit after that. She sucks, but you're cool Tiki Riviera.