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C Cammo Member San Diego Joined: May 18, 2006 Posts: 2041	C Cammo Posted posted on Fri, Jul 18, 2008 12:58 PM Bigbro - I have a theory I'm writing a very well researched dissertation on, regarding brain sizes and Tiki appreciation. I've found over and over and over that the larger a person's brain (and therefore hat size) the greater their ability to appreciate Tiki in all it's forms. Not kidding at all - almost EVERYBODY out there in Tikiland has a huge hat size! I've had them described to me by the people themselves as being cursed with a "friggin' massive coconut" and "gigantic cranium". And it has nothing to do whatsoever with their body size - Holden from TikiFarm has a giant skull, but is about medium in height. Same with Derek, etc. So I don't even make medium or large hats anymore, these are almost all XL hats that I've even stretched on a hat form to widen even more. So they may fit, Bro....

Bigbro -

I have a theory I'm writing a very well researched dissertation on, regarding brain sizes and Tiki appreciation.

I've found over and over and over that the larger a person's brain (and therefore hat size) the greater their ability to appreciate Tiki in all it's forms.

Not kidding at all - almost EVERYBODY out there in Tikiland has a huge hat size! I've had them described to me by the people themselves as being cursed with a "friggin' massive coconut" and "gigantic cranium". And it has nothing to do whatsoever with their body size - Holden from TikiFarm has a giant skull, but is about medium in height. Same with Derek, etc.

So I don't even make medium or large hats anymore, these are almost all XL hats that I've even stretched on a hat form to widen even more. So they may fit, Bro....

Post #394911 by Cammo on Fri, Jul 18, 2008 12:58 PM