Post #394914 by Swanky on Fri, Jul 18, 2008 1:13 PM

On 2008-07-18 12:58, Cammo wrote:
Bigbro -

I have a theory I'm writing a very well researched dissertation on, regarding brain sizes and Tiki appreciation.

I've found over and over and over that the larger a person's brain (and therefore hat size) the greater their ability to appreciate Tiki in all it's forms.

Not kidding at all - almost EVERYBODY out there in Tikiland has a huge hat size! I've had them described to me by the people themselves as being cursed with a "friggin' massive coconut" and "gigantic cranium". And it has nothing to do whatsoever with their body size - Holden from TikiFarm has a giant skull, but is about medium in height. Same with Derek, etc.

So I don't even make medium or large hats anymore, these are almost all XL hats that I've even stretched on a hat form to widen even more. So they may fit, Bro....

Count me in the large cocnut category. Gotta be XL. I think the actual size is like 7 3/4...