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Post #396930 by Bohemiann on Sun, Jul 27, 2008 3:47 PM

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Dear Mr Bagabag,

Permit me to introduce myself, I am an young Prince of New Zealand who is set to inherit his deadly fathers inheritance for a total sum of US$945,453,457.78 upon his death. However in my natural state there is a big effort for taxes and therefore I cannot take it all with me.

I am so glad that you have contacted me as I need someone trustworthy who does living in another country so that I can send you all of the monies and then avoid the big tax. I am willing to share with you 3% of the total of the moneys however first I will need some resources to smuggle it out in my country.

The money is currently in the form of chocolate Moai biscuits and therefore I would to be needing at least several container ships just to ship them all out. Once we have them to ourselves, we can sell them on the open markets of America because everyone knows they love chocolate Moai biscuits ver much and it is therefore a very good commodity.

Can you please sedn me by wireless money traqnsfer, a total of US$50,000 so that I may begin to prepare to have these precious biscuits smuggled out under my careful fathers watch.

Yours truthfully,

Prince Utrusta Bigola Bohemiann