Post #398164 by bamboo stu on Fri, Aug 1, 2008 8:51 AM

Stupid idiots..Never use a kayak for stealing booze, they're far too unstable. Better a canoe or fishing boat with an electric trolling motor for stealth.

Funny related story:

So my mom was housesitting while me and my new wife were away on honeymoon. Now, our outdoor tiki bar (The Narrow Escape) fills our sideyard space. Sometimes the neighbors hang out in their sideyard and smoke various botanicals at odd hours. They're directly on the other side of the fence, and there's not a lot of space between the houses. Fine with me, I have my own vices that carry me and friends late into the night.

Mom wakes up at 2:30 am and hears voices in the tiki bar..GASP! Someone must have walked in off the street to throw an impromptu party in our bar! She calls the police, who search the yard and knock on my neighbor's door. No one is found in the bar and the neighbors don't answer. Strangely, no booze is missing and the revelers were kind enough to close the gate when they left!