TG
Joined: May 01, 2007
Posts: 1293
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TG
While I generally go strawless, here are the Top Ten Reasons for Having a Straw in Your Tiki Drink:
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You can select straws that match or clash with your Aloha shirt for eye-popping effects
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You can blow bubbles with it to attract the attention of a pretty wahine
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You can you can jam pieces of ice at the top down into the drink to chill the bottom
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You can extract the true essence of your drink out from under the ice
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You can selectively drink different layers of layered drinks
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You can stare past your straw while you scan the room for breastesses
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You can mark your territory by spraying small quantities of your drink with it
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You can use it as a fine musical instrument
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You can use it as a blowgun for sport or self-defense
and the number 1 reason for having a straw in your tiki drink:
- You can sample your neighbors' drinks while they're looking the other way
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