Post #398983 by Chip and Andy on Tue, Aug 5, 2008 6:20 AM

On 2008-08-04 06:18, The Gnomon wrote:
5. You can stare past your straw while you scan the room for breastesses

For those ladies and gentleman that are not 'into' breastesses as the object of your optical desire... this works just as well for scanning the room for Butts.

Or legs, if that's your thing. Most locations serving tiki-inspired drinks have men in shorts and women in dresses with shorter hemlines.

A little something for everyone.....