Post #400769 by tiki-riviera on Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:18 AM

On 2008-08-11 23:23, monkeyskull wrote:

On 2008-08-11 16:50, dogbytes wrote:
which one of the Canadians left this behind?

That is, in fact, an official artifact of the Monkey Skull Voodoo Lounge. Which klepto-couple were there on the night of International Tiki Day and also at the RongoRongo room the following day is, I would think, quite obvious to anyone who knows them.

This was not the only vandalism to my residence, BTW. For example, my Archie McPhees rubber wild boar was found by the side of the pond. Obviously that is a ridiculous place for a rubber boar, and any right-thinking person would have returned it to the living room lamp table where it belongs.

That the aforementioned klepto-couple now appear to be absentmindedly leaving their loot at other locations might be seen as encouraging. But then I haven't yet counted my mugs, and has anyone seen their baby lately?

Feeling much remorse over what transpired at The Voodoo lounge, I must confess that it was my wife that
stole the one horned baby. If all parties agree to bring charges against only my wife and grant me immunity,
I will facilitate the return of the rest of the baby (neck down). God knows I've tried to stop her thieving ways, but like they say, "you can take the girl out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the girl".