Post #400918 by woofmutt on Tue, Aug 12, 2008 10:49 PM

"The color is called Frost Turquoise." -tiki-riviera-

I heard this so many times this past weekend I wanted to kick him in the shins!

"Oh my gawd, Tiki-riviera!" people exclaimed, "Your nails are gorgeous!!!

"Thank you!" Tiki-riviera would reply with a stylish spread of his fingers, "The color is called Frost Turquoise!"

"Frost Turquoise! Frost Turquoise! Frost Turquoise! Yack yack yack my manicurist...Frost Turquoise!!!"

As far as a name change...Like I told you a couple weeks ago (when we found out the T-Bird's trunk would hold two and a half bodies) you could change your name to Tiki-Thunderbird but that sounds like some dive bar's attempt at a tropical drink.*****

I've mentioned the Thunderbird to a few people and almost always the replies have been ones of pure jealousy. With that in mind a name you may want to consider is Tiki-I-Hate-That-Guy

**** Tki-Thunderbird**

4 oz Thunderbird wine
2 oz grenadine
7-Up

Pour the Thunderbird into a cocktail shaker full of ice. Add the grenadine. Shake for no less than one minute. Pour shaker contents into a pint glass (or a pint jar depending on your location), fill to the top with 7-Up. Garnish with two maraschino cherries and one green olive. Serve it to someone else.*