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Post #40138 by kctiki on Fri, Jun 20, 2003 2:08 AM

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Seein's how I'm female, I try to communicate pickup lines telepathically so as not to appear unseemly.

When I first met my current main squeeze, I remember he was telling me about how he likes to go caving. And I'm thinking to myself, "Sure Honey, I've got a cave you can explore."

When I was telling him how I like to go thrifting and collect tikis, he was probably thinking, "Yeah Baby, I've got a tiki for you."