Best pick up lines (VULGAR, READ AT OWN RISK) - Beyond Tiki

A atomictonytiki Tiki Socialite Spain Joined: May 14, 2002 Posts: 1322	A atomictonytiki Posted posted on Fri, Jun 20, 2003 9:12 AM take out a 10p hand it to the girl and say.. "Here's 10p, go phone your mum and tell her you won't be home tonite"."Is your dad a thief? coz it looks like he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" Or the chat-up line for those that get turned down often.. Guy: You look great in that dress. Girl:What, go away. Guy:Sorry you must have missheard me i said you look like a fat pig in that dress. And a friend swears by this chat-up line.. Take a piece of ice out of your drink, drop it to the floor and smash it then say.. "Well thats the ice broken, how about a fuck!"

take out a 10p hand it to the girl and say..
"Here's 10p, go phone your mum and tell her you won't be home tonite"."Is your dad a thief? coz it looks like he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

Or the chat-up line for those that get turned down often..

Guy: You look great in that dress.
Girl:What, go away.
Guy:Sorry you must have missheard me i said you look like a fat pig in that dress.

And a friend swears by this chat-up line..

Take a piece of ice out of your drink, drop it to the floor and smash it then say..
"Well thats the ice broken, how about a fuck!"

Post #40157 by atomictonytiki on Fri, Jun 20, 2003 9:12 AM