Post #401724 by woofmutt on Sat, Aug 16, 2008 11:51 PM

Tiki Oasis has never crossed my mind. Ever.

Lucky me!

There has never been a limited edition mug I wanted.

Yes indeed, LUCKY ME! I am one lucky bastard!

Even Shecky. I was here when Shecky was born. Hell I was here when the seed of Shecky was sewn with a ranting against the creeping Ordinariness and a suggestion of Tiki graffiti!

Yet I never wanted a Shecky mug.

Man am I happy! It's like my nose is crammed fulla rainbow boogers!

Also: I've never wanted to go to Tiki Oasis.

"Are you going to Oasis?" I am asked.

"Why?" I ask back, "When all I desire I have here...Fine drink, great minds, fantastic art. Why would I journey into the desert for a hot and hurried weekend? Because it is this moment's thing-to-do? No. I think not. Oasis is a fruit which I have never desired to taste"

Speaking of fruit..." they say as they walk off, the meaning of their parting comment shrouded in mystery.

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! I never wanted an Ohana Hut!!!

Damn! I must be the happiest friggin dog ALIVE!

Not only have I never wanted to go to Tiki Oasis or own a limited edition mug...There are no mugs that I drool about. None. I get what I find and that's just great.

How happy am I? Pinch yerself. Why? Cuz I'm so danged happy this must be a dream yer havin'!!!

Now I'm gonna go think happy thoughts about not goin' to the Tiki Crawl.

My life is grand!