Post #401855 by woofmutt on Sun, Aug 17, 2008 8:58 PM

Well, the Bitch session post is up to two pages while this one has only had 2 replies. Therefor I can randomly and unscientifically conclude that the average Tiki Central is a miserable bastard cryin' in his/her Mai Tai over missin' Tiki Oasis 08.

I on the other hand remain quite happy even though there are no concrete or provable reasons for me to be happy.

What is probably going on is that on a quasi-spiritual level I am stealing your collective happiness, like some sorta soul sucking vampire.

If you're currently unhappy (and our data suggest you are) it is probably because your happiness is trapped inside me.

And your happiness can never be set free, so put aside any notions of ¡Fiesta de la Woofumutt Pinata!