Post #403747 by Humuhumu on Sun, Aug 24, 2008 9:30 PM

Okay, here's an unusually awesome update on the info we have on Joe's Sneaky Tiki, thanks to a kind email message I received from a helpful Critiki visitor named Mary Ramos:

You are truly a profound moron. Where the fuck did you get your info on Joe's Sneaky Tiki? First of all the bar remained there until 1992, how do I know that? because I used to own it, look it up, or check with A.B.C. alcoholic beverage control. Please correct your rediculious website.

Here's the Critiki entry she's referring to, if any of you are relying on this erroneous, "rediculious" entry as a reference in important scientific papers, I must ask you to revise your publications:

The Sneaky Tiki, or Joe's Sneaky Tiki, was a Hawaiian bar in San Leandro that operated until at least the '80s. At some point it was run by Joe Denton and Don Groom; Don was a bartender. After it closed, the space later became Tabou Lounge, and Club Caliente.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to call the Alcohol Control Boards around the world to make sure I have only the most accurate information in Critiki. It may take me a few years, as there are 654 locations I have to check on, and I am a profound moron, which makes it all sort of a pokey process. But it'll be worth it! :)

In all seriousness, this message sort of made my night. Let's hear it for passion!