Heartwarming vintage catch phrases - Beyond Tiki

K kctiki Member Kansas City Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Posts: 439	K kctiki Posted posted on Wed, Jun 25, 2003 4:22 PM It seems we tend to fall back on these homilies during times of stress. I was floundering my way thru a particularly tight, nasty, tortuous cave passage, and found myself uttering: "Hells bells - fck a duck - gawd almighty - sht on a stick!" Which one of my relations did those epithets come from? It could only be Aunt Ramona, bleach-blonde, honkey tonk angel extraordinaire. She was a real scrapper, married to a biker named Hank. She used to make him don plastic gloves and touch up her dark roots with peroxide. If that wasn't bad enough, when Dad found out about it he started calling him Monsieur Hanky Panky.

It seems we tend to fall back on these homilies during times of stress. I was floundering my way thru a particularly tight, nasty, tortuous cave passage, and found myself uttering:

"Hells bells - fck a duck - gawd almighty - sht on a stick!"

Which one of my relations did those epithets come from? It could only be Aunt Ramona, bleach-blonde, honkey tonk angel extraordinaire. She was a real scrapper, married to a biker named Hank. She used to make him don plastic gloves and touch up her dark roots with peroxide. If that wasn't bad enough, when Dad found out about it he started calling him Monsieur Hanky Panky.

Post #40751 by kctiki on Wed, Jun 25, 2003 4:22 PM