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Post #40952 by tiki-riviera on Fri, Jun 27, 2003 1:15 AM

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Since nobody wants to ride with me to Vegas i'm going to have to pick up a couple of hitchiking strippers and let them do the driving. In exchange for driving i'm going to allow them to drive naked because vinyl on a hot day feels great on naked ass. Then we will probably go skinny dipping at that huge lake halfway to vegas and i'll get to rub oil on their fake breasts. After all this you lame asses are gonna be sorry you didn't come along and help me drive!! Oh, let's keep this on the down low so my wife doesn't find out.