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hitchiking strippers

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Since nobody wants to ride with me to Vegas i'm going to have to pick up a couple of hitchiking strippers and let them do the driving. In exchange for driving i'm going to allow them to drive naked because vinyl on a hot day feels great on naked ass. Then we will probably go skinny dipping at that huge lake halfway to vegas and i'll get to rub oil on their fake breasts. After all this you lame asses are gonna be sorry you didn't come along and help me drive!! Oh, let's keep this on the down low so my wife doesn't find out.

Sorry, Tiki Riviera, we're not heading up to sin city until next weekend...
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But I have a feeling you'll enjoy the company of the hitchiking strippers better :)

How long are you in town for?

tiki-riviera, I've found a flaw in your little plan: male strippers don't have fake breasts. :)

har har

~Hanford

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The ones in dresses do, Hanford.

Hanford,

I'll be sure to check the adam's apple before opening the door!!

Actually, male strippers with breasts are not necessarily uncommon if you know where to look.

They used to gather at the carwash on Santa Monica and La Brea in LA, but now that it is demolished for a Target, I suppose they have moved down on Santa Monica Blvd.

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