Jokes (some good, some stupid) - Bilge

H Heath Grand Member (1 year) Suburban San Diego (The Drawer) Joined: Dec 31, 2005 Posts: 709	H Heath Posted posted on Tue, Sep 30, 2008 8:43 PM I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. "What's that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. I said, "No" - excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place with her. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No" - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place with her. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"

Post #410934 by Heath on Tue, Sep 30, 2008 8:43 PM