Tiki Central / Tiki Carving / Buzzy's work: Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate
Post #412077 by Bay Park Buzzy on Mon, Oct 6, 2008 10:14 PM
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Today's sunset: It's awful crowded around here with all these damn chairs!
That reminds me: I can't wait for a long winter of on the couch carving little crap while watching some TV! Now that's living! I mean work! the lines are blurred. I need to sit down and think about it. In other tiki product news:
I use the "many fans right behind my ear to blow the fumes out the always open door" safety method. Imagine you are driving in a Chevy Surburban that is ten feet high and you are smoking a cigarette. All the windows, including the large back one, are rolled down, and you are driving at a constant speed of 60 mph. In the back of the Surburban, I am putting stain on a tiki. Do you think that your cigarette, under these conditions, would ignite the interior in an explosive inferno? Probably not. And I feel much safer doing it this way in the garage because your smoking while driving is distracted driving and IS NOT SAFE! Therefore, I can logically conclude that I am using the safest method available. THE 16' entry way tiki? WTF? I thought I was supposed to do 4! Well, at least I have some spare carved 16 footers lying around. Know anyone who needs a few? Wow, now I know why he freaked out that my bid was so high. At least he paid! If my water heater explodes and catches fire, then the chairs will burn up and I can start all over again! [ Edited by: Bay Park Buzzy 2008-10-06 22:26 ] |