Post #413648 by woofmutt on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 7:46 AM

*So I kinda want to ask people, why are you standing in line at Starbuck's?

Why why oh why?

Even if you like their coffee (but its pretty bad actually) why not just get a bag of it and make as much as you want at home?

If you're rushed get one of those coffee makers with the timer and set it for whenever you wake up.

Instant coffee, fresh in the morning!

15 cents a cup!

20 cents at the most!

Here's my theory.

The people who go to Starbucks are...

ready?

They are...

STUPID!

That's right, they look smart, they drive cars and know how to put their clothes on each morning, but they're STUPID!

If you asked them a tough question, like why there are 7 days in the week, they're say, DUH, I DON'T KNOW!

They are just plain dumb.

They're actually too dumb to make coffee.

Anyway, I'm outa here.

Enough about Starbucks.

Don't go there.

It sucks.

Make your own coffee.

If you're lonely, invite a friend over for coffee.

You don't even have to drink coffee.

Do it the Duddy way and drink OJ.

I'm going back to my Illy Espresso in the silver can, (Fine Grind).*

-Cammo-