So, where have you been thrown out of? - Beyond Tiki

T tikibars Tiki Socialite Aku Hall, Chicago Joined: Apr 11, 2002 Posts: 2034	T tikibars Posted posted on Sat, Jul 5, 2003 9:19 PM I was thrown out of high school for telling an art teacher that her appraisal of my new masterpiece was 'a bunch of misguided, narrow minded, horse shit'. I got back in two weeks later after telling the principal, who looked like Dom DeLouise, that I wouldn't do it again. I didn't get back in to ALL of my classes, however... my 8th perioid art class had mysteriously vanished from my new and improved schedule, and thus I got out of school early every day thenceforeth. A decade later I was thrown out of a swank restaurant in Chicago called Mia Francesca for having a food fight. My date and I were tossing bread at some freinds of ours at a nearby table (and vice versa), but the people at the two tables between us were not amused. After being presented with our check, in the middle of our dinner, I asked the waiter if I could have a cup of tea. He looked at me, paused, and simply said, definitively and without emotion, 'no'. Then he turned on his heel and left. We tipped him handsomely. Finally, I was kicked, politely, out of the Mai Kai at something like 4AM one week ago tonight. I was more or less behaving, but I just didn't want to leave. They were very understanding.

I was thrown out of high school for telling an art teacher that her appraisal of my new masterpiece was 'a bunch of misguided, narrow minded, horse shit'. I got back in two weeks later after telling the principal, who looked like Dom DeLouise, that I wouldn't do it again. I didn't get back in to ALL of my classes, however... my 8th perioid art class had mysteriously vanished from my new and improved schedule, and thus I got out of school early every day thenceforeth.

A decade later I was thrown out of a swank restaurant in Chicago called Mia Francesca for having a food fight. My date and I were tossing bread at some freinds of ours at a nearby table (and vice versa), but the people at the two tables between us were not amused.

After being presented with our check, in the middle of our dinner, I asked the waiter if I could have a cup of tea. He looked at me, paused, and simply said, definitively and without emotion, 'no'. Then he turned on his heel and left. We tipped him handsomely.

Finally, I was kicked, politely, out of the Mai Kai at something like 4AM one week ago tonight.

I was more or less behaving, but I just didn't want to leave.
They were very understanding.

Post #41807 by tikibars on Sat, Jul 5, 2003 9:19 PM