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T tikibars Tiki Socialite Aku Hall, Chicago Joined: Apr 11, 2002 Posts: 2034	T tikibars Posted posted on Sat, Jul 5, 2003 10:39 PM On 2003-07-03 18:25, tikivixen wrote: My ex Glenn was extremely tall, and he once told me a punk chick sidled drunkenly up to him in a bar and stated: "You're such a cute tall tree, I'd sure love to climb you tonight!!!" Ahhh.. geeez... I get that like every day, especially from like, octagenarians and crack whores. Anyway, a gal once came up to me and said something to the effect of: "My husband was complaining that I am not putting out enough, so I thought I'd come down here [a bar] and try to correct that". After cleaning up the Mai Tai that spurted out of my nose, I told her to call me after her divorce was final. [ Edited by: tikibars on 2003-07-06 19:41 ]

On 2003-07-03 18:25, tikivixen wrote:
My ex Glenn was extremely tall, and he once told me a punk chick sidled drunkenly up to him in a bar and stated:
"You're such a cute tall tree, I'd sure love to climb you tonight!!!"

Ahhh.. geeez... I get that like every day, especially from like, octagenarians and crack whores.

Anyway, a gal once came up to me and said something to the effect of:

"My husband was complaining that I am not putting out enough, so I thought I'd come down here [a bar] and try to correct that".

After cleaning up the Mai Tai that spurted out of my nose, I told her to call me after her divorce was final.

[ Edited by: tikibars on 2003-07-06 19:41 ]

Post #41817 by tikibars on Sat, Jul 5, 2003 10:39 PM