Post #433504 by Tikimommy on Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:09 PM

Thought I'd add to this very funny thread..here it goes:

Three men who were newlyweds were talking about life with their new brides. The first man married a farmer's daughter from the mid-west. He told his friends that on their first married night he informed his wife that at the end of each day when he came home from work she was to have a hot dinner waiting for him. On his first day home, he didn't see any dinner, so he made his demand again. on the second night it was a little better and by the third night there was a delicious hot dinner ready and waiting for him.

The second man married a southern belle. On thier wedding night he sternly told her that each evening upon his arrival home, she was to have the house cleaned and a hot dinner ready for him. On the first night, he could see no progress, on the second it was a little better and by the third night the house was spotless and dinner was delicious.

The third man married a girl from New Jersey. On their first night together, he demanded that when got home from work each evening she was to have the laundry washed and folded, the house cleaned and a piping hot dinner ready and waiting for him. On the first night he could not see anything. On the second night, still the man could not see anything, but by the third night, the swelling had gone down enough in his left eye that he could see well enough to fix his dinner and fold the laundry.