Post #438174 by OceaOtica on Fri, Mar 6, 2009 10:29 AM

Tiki party tonight!
Tiki party tonight!
Tiki party tonight!
Tiki party tonight!

We're gonna have a tiki party tonight!

Alright!

We're gonna have a tiki party alright!

Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do
Than see a tiki and have a couple of mai tais

All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight

Alright!

We're gonna pass out on the moai alright

Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do
Than see a tiki and have a couple of mai tais

Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know!
We're dedicated
To our favorite mugs!

We sit glued to the home bar all night
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all?
It's such a fright!

We've got nothing better to do
Than see a tiki and have a couple of mai tais

Sports bars show what it's really like out there
It's a scare!

You can go out if you want
We wouldn't dare!

We've got nothing better to do
Than see a tiki and have a couple of mai tais

Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know!
We're dedicated
To our favorite mugs!

I wouldn't be without my tiki mug for a day
Or even a minute!

Don't even bother to use my liver anymore
There's nothing left to it!

We've got nothing better to do
Than see a tiki and have a couple of mai tais

Wait a minute! My tiki mug is cracked!
It's broken!
What are we gonna do tonight? This isn't fair!
We're hurtin'

We've got nothing left to do
With no tiki and just a bottle of bacardi!

What are we gonna use to drink?
I don't know!
We're gonna miss our favorite garnishes!

No Munktiki Super Tiki Deluxe!
No Steve Crane Bird Bowl!
No Bosko Suffering Kapu Tiki!
No Frankoma War God!
No Tiki Tony Hand Painted Fatutu!
No Aku Aku Rum Barrel!
No Tiki Diablo Ku Key!
No Tiki Bob!
No Tiki Kaimuki Palembei!
No Mai Kai Abelam!

NO T-I-K-I PARTY TO-NIGHT!

oh well, its tomorrow night!