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Post #438245 by Mai Tai on Fri, Mar 6, 2009 4:30 PM

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On 2009-03-05 12:32, lindow195 wrote:
Have you heard of sea food?

I haven't heard of sea food, but I actually have seen some hear food. Also, just curious where Chicken of the Sea fits in to all of this?

Well, maybe it is a great thing that you take your partner to have some sea food,

And maybe it isn't. Have you heard about the high mercury levels in Chicken of the Sea? Just ask Jeremy Piven.

it is a known fact that oysters give that like extra when it comes to a little arousal just before the big thing,

Exactly what big thing are you talking about? The same ol' big thing, or the new big thing? Many argue that Witco is the new big thing. In actuality, it is today's big thing, which actually makes it yesterday's big thing. Which is fine, because it's vintage. Neil Patrick Harris is both the same old big thing and the new big thing at the same time! I wonder if NPH eats Chicken of the Sea?

nothing could ever go wrong in bed.

Tell that to the prostitute between my mattress and box spring.

any drug that would enhance that kind of stimulation that will make a person randy

I thought Randy moved to Kauai? :? Does that mean that if I eat Chicken of the Sea that I will end up in the 50th state in my monkey underwear?

this Aphrodisiac Drug will perform incredibly on a guy,

Is this another Neil Patrick Harris reference?

and not so much so on a woman

Dude, what is your problem with NPH?!?!?

to share is the best thing that you could ever do,

It might be, but Coco Loco and I are still not having a three way with Ken Ruzic. (sorry, Ken!)

so share the right and most pleasing way with the top Aphrodisiacs.

Coco Loco and I aren't doing anything with Thee Top Aphrodisiacs until their new album goes platinum. Or they buy me a Porsche.