Welcome to the Tiki Central 2.0 Beta. Read the announcement
Tiki Central logo
Celebrating classic and modern Polynesian Pop

Tiki Central / General Tiki / LeRoy Schmaltz OA

Post #438832 by Tangaroa-Ru on Mon, Mar 9, 2009 5:55 PM

You are viewing a single post. Click here to view the post in context.

Now, I for one, think you can weave quite a story about that fine scar you're going to have. Something like, "I was being chased by Maori's, angered because I had 'borrowed' one of their statues to duplicate for a new Tiki bar in Copenhagen. I had almost made it to the river, when a spear whipped out of nowhere and sliced into my leg..." and, there! You see? You can keeping everyone enthralled, and soon enough, people will be buying you lots of drinks. It's a beautiful thing.

I'm so glad to see you're healing up, LeRoy. I look forward to seeing your smiling face back at O.A. soon! Love, Kari