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Post #444303 by Bambú Yoo-hoo on Thu, Apr 2, 2009 12:34 AM

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Are you shitting me?? Another fine kettle of humans I'm stuck in -- and yet another example of an internet forum group that I don't fit in!

Jesus! After a 20-hour day at the blowgun factory -- I drag myself back to my hut only to discover now that I've been schmoozing with a bunch of rich white American illuminati?!

Listen, I don't want to stir the pot but the Umgawa Reef tribal council has just beat out a log-o-gram message to your Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred to request representation against this very type of cannibal-discriminatory forum!

I mean hell, I could have had a decent education too, but the U.R. School District just insisted on importing that tender, young missionary schoolmarm, and the sophomore class ate her!

On the bright side though -- things are definitely looking up! I should be knocking down the big bux like the rest of you verrrry soon. Word is, the new CEO of General Motors is going to hire me as a team leader of telephone call center operators who will illiterately answer your G.M. warranty questions!