Tiki Central / Tiki Carving / Buzzy's work: Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate
Post #445566 by Bay Park Buzzy on Tue, Apr 7, 2009 10:10 PM
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Yesterday's sunset: I started the log prep process for the next big Maori guy. I took the outer layer off with the draw knife and squared it off with the chainsaw before I moved it Once it was in the back, I used the ryobi planer and a disc sander to get it all clean I had a theory that I could get the log upright all by myself using a 2x6" x 4', my deck, and my carving burro. If it bcame effortful, I wasn't going to push it because I had no other reason to raise it other than to just see if I could. So, with a lot less exertion on my part than anticipated, I got this 7'4" log raised by myself: I also have the drum table finished up with the rope and some exrta layers of paint: The twisty Maori guy after some shine:
That's what she said!!!! damn that joke never gets old! Since you mentioned it: Here's some of that work that came out the glaze firing: The napkin rings Salt and pepper shakers: Made to match(two sizes of s&p shakers shown): Birdman Rock pendant: A couple sand colored pendants:
That's what she said! Yep! Still funny.
Gotta love that stuff! It got warm over the weekend and all day: pop, pop, pop! as my uncarved pieces cracked away. At least I got two nice pieces so far. Might be able to salvage one or two more.
If I don't have enough room for my stuff at the Tonga Hut show this saturday:
We'll see...
I cannot tell you how much I hate the sanding part. It takes forever to get it like that. Stupid things have to be as close to perfect as I can get them without me turning into Bowana. Speaking of perfect Bowana can carve a perfectly smooth tiki, and not use sandpaper. When Bowana falls in a Mai Tai, Bowana doesn't get wet. The Mai Tai gets Bowana. Bowana's tiki bar has no doors, only walls that he walks through. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Bowana Bowana counted to infinity - twice, and carved one tiki at the same time. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck into perfect tikis if that woodchuck was Bowana? ...All of it. Bowana CAN believe it's not butter. Bowana can divide by zero, and carve a tiki in size zero, and then divide the zero tiki by zero. Bowana ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got a Trader's Vic's Mai Tai mixed by Beachcomber Berry. Bowana can say "That's what she said!" after no one has spoken and it will still be funny to all who can hear him speak it. Buzzy Out! |