Post #446861 by Bowana on Mon, Apr 13, 2009 8:02 PM

On 2009-04-07 22:10, Bay Park Buzzy wrote:

I cannot tell you how much I hate the sanding part. It takes forever to get it like that. Stupid things have to be as close to perfect as I can get them without me turning into Bowana.

Speaking of perfect

Bowana can carve a perfectly smooth tiki, and not use sandpaper.

The secret is to use toilet paper instead.

When Bowana falls in a Mai Tai, Bowana doesn't get wet. The Mai Tai gets Bowana.

Are you saying I'm fat?

Bowana's tiki bar has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Yes, that's the easiest way to make a door, you know.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Bowana

That's right because I'm Bowana.

Bowana counted to infinity - twice, and carved one tiki at the same time.

I have to admit that it's true. I did do that once-I mean twice.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck into perfect tikis if that woodchuck was Bowana? ...All of it.

That's because I sent my pet woodchuck to the same carving school that you sent your gopher friend to.

Bowana CAN believe it's not butter.

I like NotButter.

Bowana can divide by zero, and carve a tiki in size zero, and then divide the zero tiki by zero.

But only with the aid of my trusty Robot Steampunk Coke Bottle Goggles. Did you see the incredibly small carving MadDogMike made using his?

Bowana ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got a Trader's Vic's Mai Tai mixed by Beachcomber Berry.

Um, yes........okay, I don't get this one.

Bowana can say "That's what she said!" after no one has spoken and it will still be funny to all who can hear him speak it.

Especially to her.

Those are pretty good, Buzzy. I'm really glad I was surfing through your thread looking for more of your stuff to rip off, or I would never have found these lil' gems!

Bowie