On 2009-04-14 10:02, Cammo wrote:
When Bowana carves, he isn’t lifting his chisel up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Are you saying I'm fat?
Bowana doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
In two languages.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Bowana is maybe interested in carving.
Yes, carving them up for steaks.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Bowana's chisels.
I kicked outer space into outer space because there wasn't enough room on this planet for the two of us.
Bowana does not sleep. He waits to carve.
Unless I'm writing snotty comebacks to Bowana jokes.
Bowana's chisel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Yes, I hate that guy so much. He reminds me too much of my twin brother.
Bowana can lead a horse to water AND make it drink
I can also lead water to water and make it drink.
Bowana doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
I do wear a watch. It asks me for the time.
Bowana can carve a revolving door.
While in a revolving door.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching Bowana carve on Satellite TV.
Sissies.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Bowanatorship.
HEIL!
On 2009-04-17 15:41, MadDogMike wrote:
If you ground up one of Bowana's failed ceramic pieces, the powder would cure all known diseases. Unfortunately, Bowana never fails.
The only time I ever failed was when...oh wait you're right!
Bowana can paint the Mona Lisa on a atom and he can paint a smiley face on an electron.
I'll not deny that.
On 2009-04-17 23:44, big daddy wrote:
"bowana's dick is so big it has a dick of it's own and it's still bigger than yours."
Stop, you're embarrassing me!
" when bowana gives you the finger that's how many seconds you have left"
...before I make you read all of these jokes again.
" bowana once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. "
See bd's first joke :up:
" bowana can do a wheelie on a unicycle."
With my feet tied behind my back.
" When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for bowana. "
After that he checks it for GMAN.
Good job lads.
Now Bowana won't kill.
(today)
